Man, what a break between posts. I must say that having a blog is like having facial hair, it looks bad if you don't keep it up (or shave it).
Speaking of facial hair I have decided to try and grow a beard, Taliban, Oregon Mountain Man, Geico Caveman-ish. The new beard (mouth in full blowjob position)see pic—looks and feels like a ferret on meth. Simply put, it itches like fuck and even though I get compliments (not from chicks mind you) it looks like ramshackle roadkill. The beard idea originates from two sources, one is the need to see what it looks like, I have been close a few times but the itching became unbearable. Second reason, I need to find another way to motivate myself to workout and loose weight, so until I lose ten pounds the two ferrets will continue to reproduce on my face—and that's that. itch, itch.
Prius, oh where do I start? how about at cool. This car is amazing and like a new toy, remember the speak and Spell (trying to get it to pronounce swear words), Mattel Football 2 (the beginnings of tendentious and carpal-tunnel), NES (more carpal-tunnel from Tecmo Bowl and Track and Field) and your first MAC (the ultimate carpal-tunnel machine). Well, I am happy to report the Prius has no carpal-tendencies (nice word play, eh?) but it does have a passion for fuel economy. My commute is a hellish 150 mi. round trip, so needless to say this car became a requirement. In my full week of ownership I have averaged about 53 MPG and on my trip to work today I topped 56 MPG—WTF? That is just the tip of the iceberg, I drive in the HOV lane alone (legally) and get a federal tax credit to drive it. If you are in the market for a new car, get a hybrid you'll thank me.
Oh, Baby and family; Elizabeth is coming along great, although she would probably tell you she is bloated and can't move, yadda, yadda, yadd, seriously all three of us are anxious for the new one. Owen had a terrific Halloween and is now banned from candy (at least until next Halloween) since he turns into the lead singer of Prodigy with just two bite-sized Butterfingers. At the rate I am posting the next post will probably have pics of our new family member, stay tuned.
2 comments:
ju are amaysing. and so is your bearded growth.....
Do you remember the time when you and E passed Mare and me while I was driving the CRV and you called me "gay" for driving a CRV? Yeah, well, you drive a CRV and a Prius, and now you're growing a gayer than Project Runway beard.
Nice job, gay boy.
What's next? A Marilyn Monroe film festival at your house?
--OP
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