Hot off the press and straight to the breast

Elle and Mommy are doing great. She was 8lbs 9oz. My guess was right on and I think that is how much I weighed at birth. For the record Owen was 7-lbs 7 oz. Truly amazing!

She's here

Elle Josephine Chapman is here. She was born at 1:35 PM EST. No pictures yet, and she is so new we haven't even weighed her yet. In the next hour or so I will post pics and vitals. Yeah!


Oh, Owen cut the freakin cord...can't believe it.

more to come.

-A

We are close, no baby yet.

Tammy our midwife says Elle is very strong and is doing great, albeit not out yet. We are close though, I think E will be pushing pretty hard in the next hour or so to get her out.

Owen and Ama are having a blast playing in the loft...he can't wait to meet his new lil sis.

stay tuned.

-A

Elle is on her way or she is just having a raging party?

Stay tuned. Contractions started about 8:30 am and have been getting closer and stronger for the last hour.

it's cool for me. Painful for E.

be back later.


-A

Beard and Prius=Pain in the HOV Lane

Man, what a break between posts. I must say that having a blog is like having facial hair, it looks bad if you don't keep it up (or shave it).

Speaking of facial hair I have decided to try and grow a beard, Taliban, Oregon Mountain Man, Geico Caveman-ish. The new beard (mouth in full blowjob position)see pic—looks and feels like a ferret on meth. Simply put, it itches like fuck and even though I get compliments (not from chicks mind you) it looks like ramshackle roadkill. The beard idea originates from two sources, one is the need to see what it looks like, I have been close a few times but the itching became unbearable. Second reason, I need to find another way to motivate myself to workout and loose weight, so until I lose ten pounds the two ferrets will continue to reproduce on my face—and that's that. itch, itch.

Prius, oh where do I start? how about at cool. This car is amazing and like a new toy, remember the speak and Spell (trying to get it to pronounce swear words), Mattel Football 2 (the beginnings of tendentious and carpal-tunnel), NES (more carpal-tunnel from Tecmo Bowl and Track and Field) and your first MAC (the ultimate carpal-tunnel machine). Well, I am happy to report the Prius has no carpal-tendencies (nice word play, eh?) but it does have a passion for fuel economy. My commute is a hellish 150 mi. round trip, so needless to say this car became a requirement. In my full week of ownership I have averaged about 53 MPG and on my trip to work today I topped 56 MPG—WTF? That is just the tip of the iceberg, I drive in the HOV lane alone (legally) and get a federal tax credit to drive it. If you are in the market for a new car, get a hybrid you'll thank me.

Oh, Baby and family; Elizabeth is coming along great, although she would probably tell you she is bloated and can't move, yadda, yadda, yadd, seriously all three of us are anxious for the new one. Owen had a terrific Halloween and is now banned from candy (at least until next Halloween) since he turns into the lead singer of Prodigy with just two bite-sized Butterfingers. At the rate I am posting the next post will probably have pics of our new family member, stay tuned.

Blog Virgin (Feels like the first time, it feels like the very first time, oh, it feels like the very first time, yes the very first time)

Well, this is the start into what many call an addiction (like video games, ebay, body shaving, crack, long-distance work commuting or speed belly dancing to rattle off a few), I just like to call it an easy way to blow off some non-stinky steam. WTF? Blog that sounds like one of those new sex terms (Dirty Sanchez, Blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, etc.,). If I invented it, it'd be named like "Aalog" or another lame colliding of two terms like "Blaaron". Anyway, I hope you enjoy this fun "lil sum sum"

Without further ado, here is a little something that I find humorous, time and time again, yes it's GI Joe, The PSA's:

http://www.fenslerfilm.com/PSAS.htm


Hope you love the PSA's and pass on that I am now one of the "Blog" (hopefully that's not a sexual term, that I don't know about).

G'night,

-Aaron


Disclaimer: Sometimes I cannot spell for shit, and the grammar I use can often be rambling, incoherent and just plain bad...If you don't like it please, reply to the post and humiliate me or reply to the post with how your badass English skills would have written my post.