Happy Memorial Day (belated)

Just cute.

Meet Vinny Chapman

Hair plugs, nah—wigs are the ticket.

I plan on hitting the clubs again this Friday, Saturday AND Sunday for my revival tour.

Hey M's, I got a hitter here.

Owen has really taken to the new tee that the Fessler's bought, him. The tee was either really cheap or Owen just hits the piss out of the ball, because I have had to glue and tape it together twice now. That's right Owen is hitting and look at that perfect form (squashing the bug, straight forearm, eye on the ball and right on the sweet spot).

-Proud Dad

BluBlockin'

Yes, it's true I bought a pair—BluBlockers®. And I love them.

I'd estimate I drop $50+ a year total on sunglasses, some get old and break, some simply disappear, while others simply go out of style, but ultimately I by three or more pairs a year.

The equation goes like this; Florida, always sunny (no sh!t asshat) + bipolar fashion trends (due to the South Beach "uber hip" on one side and the folks at "Heavens Waiting Room" aka. Boca)on the other, + budget considerations (I heard we are in an economic slump)= A trip to Walgreen's, $14.95 and presto Blu is being blocked.

These specs are great, they're like a vacation for your eyes. They look dorky but in a cool kind of way, so if you can get over that, I'd say to make a small investment and send your eyeballs to BluBlocker land.

Neepin'

Okay, in our family we have a little term for sleeping, which is usually reserved for the babes or just cuteness combined with sleeping. So, take the "S" off of the front of the word Sleeping (becuase that's the baby talk way to do it), then take the "g" off of the end of the word (because I said so) and you end up with: Neepin' (See below)

Um, right

-still at work 2:40 am

-flight 7:15 am

-F*cked